am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The air was thick with penises
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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