No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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