Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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