Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
