I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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