i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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