Please don't use social media to get back at me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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