in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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