We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
