you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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