Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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