I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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