I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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