Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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