Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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