they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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