Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Randomize
