But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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