physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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