It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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