if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She swung at the pinata with crutches
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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