he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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