He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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