it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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