I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
did i walk over a car last night?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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