My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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