i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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