I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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