This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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