but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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