Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
honey bunches of taint.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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