I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
