i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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