This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Two words: blizzard sex
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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