So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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