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remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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