Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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