i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
