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U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Still dying that you shit outside
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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