Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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