Will you blow on my dice?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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