If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
