If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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