he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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