I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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