windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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