I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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