I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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