my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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