i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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