Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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