are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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