...so i touched it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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