no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
