my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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