i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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