Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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