And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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